Tonight's Dinner Conversation...

Sean: "My heart's broken"
Scott (concerned) "Why is that son?"
Sean: "Cause Mommy took it apart"
At that point I looked on the floor and there was a plastic heart that we had bought after valentines day that had skittles in it - so I had to take it apart to get the skittles out!

Conversation

Sean: (while petting Einstein) "He's got a tail"
ME: "Um, huh, he sure does. Do you have a tail Sean?"
Sean: "No, I got a winkie"